Rene Rofe Lingerie at Melrose Urban Female

We've dabbled a bit with what we call "sexy wearables" here at MUF, but we have never really been overly impressed with what our distributors had to offer us.  Design, quality and packaging matter to us.  As does the price.  We know our customers pretty well and having been looking for a line of lingerie that would be appealing to all concerned -- those wearing it and those looking at it. 

We are very excited about adding the Rene Rofe collection to our store.  It works for us, and we think it will work for you.  It's sexy and contemporary.  It looks great. And it's very affordable.  And it's wearable!

A little background on Rene Rofe.  20 years ago,  the company was started by Rene Rofe.  Back then the focus was on women's and girl's basic and fashion panties.  Their success with undies paved the way for expansion. They added bras, bra sets, camisoles and other daywear and sleepwear.

They have a showroom and design studio in New York on Madison Avenue.  In our book that's classy stuff.  Underwear from Target serves its purpose, but come on...every women should have something special.

Rene Rofe at Melrose Urban Female

The Sqweel Just Rolled Into Melrose Urban Female

Okay. Forget everything you thought you knew about sex toys and let us introduce something seriously unique! The Sqweel is a whopping 360 degree spinning wheel of 10 super-soft silicone tongues (yes. we did say tongues) that rotate at 3 toe-curling, sheet-clenching speeds. In other words, we are talkin' about minutes... wait! hours... wait! how about NEVER ENDING ORAL PLEASURE for lil ol' you.

The Sqweel, from Love Honey, comes in an attractive presentation tin (which doubles as a nifty storage container, for you resourceful types), a sample of Sliquid Organics Natural water-based lubricant and a handy little user guide. It takes 3 AAA batteries (not included), and did we already mention that it will give you NEVER ENDING oral pleasure? (Well. We figure that sorta thing is worth mentioning more than once...just sayin')

Price: $59.99

A word from the MUF Staff:  We could not wait to add The Sqweel to our store.  Believe or not, it was the husband of a staff member who came across it.  It's intriguing to both genders.  We are very excited about this addition and hope you will check it out.

Celebrate the Curve!

We all know it's a new year, in fact it's a new decade. And yes, everyone is determined to to get thin. We read "People" Magazine and watch "The Biggest Loser." How do people go from 4oo pounds to 150 in weeks?!

In a society that's determined to lose its curve and sharpen its edges, we have decided be contrary and embrace roundness by adding some plus size harnesses and corsets to our store.

POWER TO THE ROUND!

Divine Diva Plus Size Harness
Plus Size Harness & Dildo
Plus Crotchless Harness

Be Our First Customer of 2010!

If you are our first customer of 2010, we will reward your late night celebration with a $20 gift card that can be used towards your next purchase. 12 midnight EST. WHOOPEEE! Happy New Year!

Happy New Year... sorta

Hello Friends of MUF. I was about to tackle a year-end blog entry, but just has I was about to start, I hear my husband yelling, "We have a leak!" What?! Yep. Our water heater busted on the day before New Year's Eve. If only I could figure out how to stuff a dildo into this gusher. But I can't. I know when I have been beaten. We are getting tankless water heater tomorrow. Thank heaven for federal rebates.

Well, back to the subject at hand... oh, screw it. I have to go mop the floor and move cat litter, I had a root canal today, and that was by far easier than this. After mopping up, I will finish my wine that I had started before I heard the lethal words regarding the leak. And no shower for me tonight. Hiccup.

Amy

Holiday Sale!

HO! HO! From now until Christmas, Melrose Urban Female is offering a store-wide sale. Take 10% off your entire order. Everything...DVD's, We-Vibe, Lelo, Vibratex, etc...

When checking out, use the promo code: xmas2009

MUF Thanksgiving Sale

Oh, so thankful for our vibrating friends...MUF is offering a storewide sale. Now through the end of November, take 10% off your entire order. When checking out, use the promo code:
thanks2009

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