Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Ride On - The Most Realistic Penis Extension

Yes, our Company is Melrose Urban Female and that could imply we cater to women. But we honestly try to meet the demands and needs of all.  And there is one "need" in particular we have become aware of... men with ED (erectile dysfunction). Believe it or not, we do sell a lot of extenders and girth enhancers to men who want to add a some length and width to otherwise healthy erections.  However, men with ED need support and typically extenders do not offer that. That is why we're big fans of  Vixen Creation's Ride On.  This is a hollow strapless strap-on, that offers comfort to the wearer and the receiver. It provides girth, length and support.  And it's very realistic looking and feeling. 

Ride On - Vanilla
Most complaints about hollow strap-ons come from women.  Men use them to please their partner only to find out it's too big and too hard. Not true with the Ride.  It was crafted with everyone in mind.

99% of our customers have been satisfied with Ride On. But we did notice that some men thought it might too small. Guess what? We added the Ride On Colossus for those big guys.  And that, too, has become very popular. 

Ride On Colossus

The Ride On Extender - Dark
The Ride On was sculpted by Gina Dominguez, sculptor extraordinaire, in 2008, after an exhaustive year of research and development. At that time customers were requesting a user-friendly alternative to hard, toxic, smelly and unsightly PPAs then available. Gina worked to create a softer alternative, but not too soft! After lots of incarnations, Vixen Creations produced this luxurious product, made of our signature premium silicone.

Interested in extensions and extenders?  Click here to our selection.  Remember, these have been selected by our female staff as being penis worthy.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Dear Charlotte: Will a Vibrator Replace Me? Signed Worried Husband

Dear Charlotte,
My wife just went to the adult store bought this crazy new toy, it does a million things! How could I compete with that? I am worried I do not get the job done right. Is she replacing me?

Dear MG,
Freeze! Stop that thought train in its tracks, because I guarantee you won’t like the last stop! It’s time to bust the myth of the “battery operated boyfriend”.
“With that toy she won’t need me anymore!” Does that sound familiar? We hear it all the time. Many man feel intimated by their partners buzzing bedroom buddies. And who wouldn’t be intimidated? All the different sizes, textures, shapes, vibe… She can even buy it in her favorite color! I don’t know any real men who come prepackaged in ‘Lusty Lavender’, do you? It’s only natural to feel a little freaked out by these silicone home invaders. Sure, we’ll admit, they are pretty neat… but can they replace a man? Of course not! There is not a toy in the world that can offer the intimate closeness of a real relationship.

Think of it this way: what if your wife or girlfriend tossed your tool bag onto the table and accused you of getting more use and pleasure out of them than her? That would be a little ridiculous. I mean, can your cordless drill go to the movies with you? It’s the same concept. Vibrators are an excellent tool for stress relief, self-love, self-exploration, variation in routine, and a quick toe curling. However, they are still only a tool. They assist in getting a job done, and they most certainly do not replace a person.

In fact, vibrators can bring a couple closer than ever before! Tell your lady that you’re a little nervous about her pocket pal, it will open up a dialogue between you to address her relationship with her toy and you. Ask your sweetheart what it is about her vibrator she enjoys the most. If she answers that she likes g spot stimulation, a certain position, etc. then try and incorporate some of those things into your play! She will appreciate that you listened and want to please her. Then ask her what she likes about you the most! She will probably give a much longer, detailed list.

You can even incorporate her toys into your bedroom routine! There are plenty of ways a toy can be used between two people and it will help make you more comfortable to see and feel it in action. Who knows, it may even persuade you to try out the good vibrations!

So, communicate with your lover! Talking about how both of you think and feel will keep the spark alive and keep you from harboring some pent up jealousy over the triple-action-double-barrel she keeps tucked under her pillow. Most of all, remember that her toy cannot offer the love, support, commitment and passion that a partnership can. Or at least, it shouldn’t!

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Featured Product: Turn Me On Panties

Here's a frisky piece of lingerie that's guaranteed to turn both of you on! These seductive tie-side panties are made from the softest lace and the silkiest satin ribbon. However, these aren't just any old sexy panties! Tucked inside the panty's secret pocket is a 10 function wireless vibrating bullet that is operated by remote control from up to 20 feet away!  For the ultimate in sexy dates, wear them to intimate dinners, crowded parties, sporting events, on the dance floor or at the movies... it's your sexy secret!

Gentlemen- With great power comes great responsibility! Your new remote control allows you to turn her on at the touch of a button! Ladies- Be prepared for dates you won't forget! -  To buy a pair of these panties, go to Turn Me On at Melrose Urban Female.

For all our products go to Melrose Urban Female.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Product of the Week: Jopen Ceres Key

A delightfully smooth, perfectly ergonomic vibe with incredibly elegant contouring, Jopen's Ceres is an intensely powerful, uniquely oscillating creation with an amazingly silky, naturally temperature sensitive touch. Part of the Key line of toys from this luxurious brand, the Ceres is impressively versatile, fitting smoothly into a wide array of sexual scenarios, be they solo or shared.

The classic tapered vibe at the core of a smoothly sensual silicone overlay is incredibly powerful, boasting seven stimulation modes, including steady, unrelenting vibration and exciting modes of pulsation and roller-coaster. To vary the mode, a simple push of the single control button at the underside of the base is all that's needed- hold the button down a few seconds for immediate shutdown. The impressive low volume of the Original is thanks to a slim plastic tube you'll find placed inside the battery compartment, don't discard this, just slip the batteries inside. It prevents the batteries from rattling in time to the extra powerful motor, rendering this vibe extremely discreet.

In terms of material, the Ceres truly tips the scale of safety with satin smooth silicone and nonporous ABS plastic that's completely hypoallergenic, extra hygienic, and perfect for anyone with sensitive skin. Silicone is nonporous, ultra easy to clean and even sterilize, though soap and water or a good toy cleaner will do the trick, too. You'll want to keep your Key vibe safe and clean while not in use, and a soft drawstring storage bag is included to assist with this, it also makes the vibe easier to transport.

 To see Ceres at our store, go to Melrose Urban Female

Monday, September 16, 2013

Product of the Week: Flirty Little Secret Perfume

Flirty Little Secret Perfume Oil is a silky, concentrated perfume oil that is decidedly petite and portable. It will land you in the spotlight, anywhere, anytime. Roll the long-lasting oil onto your wrists, neck, and behind your knees and the scent - and flirty pheromones - will enchant for hours. What makes Flirty Little Secret Perfume Oil with Pheromones a Must-Have? Enticing blend of plums, raspberries, jasmine, cedar and sandalwood invites seduction.

Pheromones help to subtly inspire sexy-self confidence, flirtation, and attention from those around you. Layers perfectly with the fragrances in all Booty Parlor Flirty Little Secret body products. It's a perfect way to round out your Flirty Little Secret collection! Natural jojoba-oil base lasts longer than alcohol-based perfumes. - See more at: http://melroseurbanfemale.com/Flirty_Little_Secret_Perfume.asp#sthash.hVe5hyL7.dpuf

Monday, August 26, 2013

Product of the Week: Good Clean Love Lubricant

When female lubrication is working well, it is invisible, it’s all systems go. But, when it isn't working, we feel it immediately. Vaginal lubrication is at the core of good feelings in sexuality. Vaginal dryness takes the flow out of making love. A great natural lubricant improves vaginal wetness and allows for glide, ease and effectiveness.

Good Clean Love Personal Lubricant
Edible, delicious and infused with a touch of lemon and vanilla, Good Clean Love is a fresh and slightly sweet personal lubricant that has an almost undetectable scent. Made with aloe-vera, xanthan gum and agar (seaweed) to create a smooth and long lasting glide, Good Clean Love organic personal lubricants can enhance your love life naturally.
Container size: 4 ounces
  • Paraben free
  • Natural and organic ingredients
  • 100% Vegan
  • Edible
  • Safe for latex condoms, toys and use during pregnancy
  • No petrochemicals
  • Long lasting, non-sticky
Ingredients: Deionized Water, Agar, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Benzoic Acid, Organic Citrus Medica Limonum

 Find Good Clean love at Melrose Urban Female

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Welcome Booty Parlor to Melrose Urban Female

We are very excited to add a new line to our store.  Booty Parlor products are sexy and classy.  They make great gifts for yourself or the object of your desire.

Booty Parlor, the beauty parlor for your love life, was conceived on the premise that confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have.

Every woman deserves to feel sexy, desirable and satisfied and so, the award-winning products, from Pheromone-laced skin creams and perfume, to aphrodisiac lip glosses, kissable body toppings, and flirty bedroom accessories, are designed to boost a woman’s confidence and inspire her to create sexy experiences in her days—and nights.

A-list celebrities adore these innovative products and exquisite packaging, and the media has embraced the empowering philosophy. Products are featured regularly in countless television and print outlets, including VH-1’s "The Fabulous Life of…," Loveline with Dr. Drew, Geraldo At Large, The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet, Playboy Radio, Glamour, Allure, Self, Nylon, Cosmopolitan, Women's Health, and across numerous lifestyle blogs.

Founded in 2004 by married couple Charlie and Dana B. Myers, Booty Parlor products are sold in many of the world’s leading boutiques and finest hotels.

 Check out Booty Parlor at Melrose Urban Female.