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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

6th Day of Christmas Gift Suggestions

The Bnaughty Bullet is a luxury bullet with a very reasonable price tag. Priced at $32.95, the Bnaughty will give the impression of expensive but without the cost. 

Bnaughty Bullet
 With a velvety texture to both controller and bullet, this sensual toy exudes luxury. Waterproof and powerful, it’s the perfect companion for a night of pleasure.


 
The ergonomic controller can be held comfortably or handed off to a partner, thanks to a 31" long cord, to select one of four light-indicated speeds. Slide into a warm bath or hot shower, the Bnaughty will continue to deliver delicious vibration without interruption.

 
Presented in attractive designer packaging, it makes an excellent gift for a high-class lover or to accentuate your own impeccable tastes. The Bnaughty includes a soft drawstring storage bag for discretion and travel.

 

  • 4 speeds
  • Silky velvet to the touch
  • Made from body-safe medical-grade plastic
  • No phthalates
  • Takes two AA batteries, not included

 

Thursday, December 8, 2011

5th Day of Christmas Gift Suggestions

LELO Siri
This isn't just a stocking stuffer.  The LELO Siri is a real gift.  We love the Siri for many reasons. This is a very small compact massager that can be used all over your body.  It does not pack the punch of the Hitachi Magic Wand that has enough power to make your teeth rattle, but rather the Siri offers strong consistent vibrations from something no bigger than your hand.  One of our mottos at Melrose Urban Female: Bigger is not always better! 

The ergonomic vibrator fits easily in your hand. The base is white, impact-resistant plastic, while the massaging tip is silicone with a special soft coating. Silicone is hypoallergenic and non-porous so it’s easy to keep clean than jelly or rubber. The relatively small size and extremely quiet motor make the massager one of the most discreet sex toys we have.

The Siri  measures 2 inches across at its widest point and 4 inches long. The massager features an intuitive controller that lets you switch vibration patterns and speeds to create a completely unique experience. Just hold the plus button to turn the vibrator on and the minus button to turn it off. The rechargeable battery lasts up to 4 continuous hours. Just plug the recharger into the base when the charge starts running low.

The Siri is an easy to use, easy to store, easy to love vibrator.  It should be on your wish list or gift giving list!

We feel all LELO products make excellent gifts and will be discussing the latest products tomorrow.   

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

4th Day of Christmas Gift Suggestions

Naughty Naughty Chritmas Kit

Okay... this one is more of a pre-Christmas gift and one that will certainly become an annual event when it's brought out every year!

Being naughty is not just for kids anymore! The holiday season can be hectic, and what better way to unwind and indulge your sweetie then with an adults-only, romantic holiday kit? With The Naughty, Naughty Christmas Kit you can heat things up with your honey under the Christmas tree. So get naughty!


Grab your partner and treat him or her to some sensual treats and holiday cheer. After all, ‘tis the season for giving, right? Besides, how do you think Santa got those rosy cheeks? (Wink, wink.)

Includes Christmas-themed adult treats, such as:
Peppermint-scented Massage Oil
Mistletoe
Sexy Santa Hat
Fuzzy Handcuffs
Two "Santa Stops Here" Tattoos
32-page book full of creative and festive ways to heat things up around the holidays!

'till tomorrow, Friends!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

3rd Day of Christmas Gift Suggestions

White Night Pleasure Kit
New to the word of "adult essentials"? Don't want to get anything overtly "sexual"?  Recommend the White Night Pleasure Kit.  The White Night Kit has enough to get you going and keep you going. 

The White Night Kit offers  softer side to sexuality! The White Nights Pleasure Kit includes all the toys you will need for making an extraordinary evening. Staying up all night playing with a White Night is a sure way to a good time. Especially when it goes up Velvety Smooth. Doc Johnson's new collection, White Nights, will satisfy your cravings. This series is full of all of your favorites. All waterproof and all velvety soft. Our White Nights Kit comes complete with Vanilla scented massage oil, Velvet Touch 7-inch vibe, Pocket Rocket, and multi-speed vibrating egg.


The White Nights Pleasure Kit includes all the sex toy essentials that singles and couples could ever need. This vibrator kit comes with three classic sex toys: a vibrating egg, pocket rocket, and traditional vibrating dildo.

White Night Pleasure Kit Box
All three items are made of a soft, velvety material that effectively delivers arousing vibrations to your external and internal hot spots. This kit has all the sex toys you and your lover need to begin right away, and makes a wonderful present for eager female beginners.

The single-speed pocket rocket focuses on clit stimulation, and its nubby head adds a massaging effect to your clitoral titillation. The multi-speed egg vibrator sends powerful vibrations to your sensitive clitoris, but has the added advantage of an easy-to-operate hand controller that adjusts vibration intensity. The vibrating dildo is long, slim and soft, and adds internal stimulation to your wild bedroom foreplay and sex.

4th Day Coming tomorrow!

Saturday, December 3, 2011

2nd Day of Christmas Gift Suggestions

Bnaughty Vibrator
Just like fingers massagers, bullet vibrators make great gifts. They are compact, versatile and inexpensive.  One of our favorites this holiday season is the Bnaughty Bullet for those who have been naughty!

With a velvety texture to both controller and bullet, this sensual toy exudes luxury. Waterproof and powerful, it’s the perfect companion for a night of pleasure.


The ergonomic controller can be held comfortably or handed off to a partner, thanks to a 31" long cord, to select one of four light-indicated speeds. Slide into a warm bath or hot shower, the Bnaughty will continue to deliver delicious vibration without interruption.

Presented in attractive designer packaging, it makes an excellent gift for a high-class lover or to accentuate your own impeccable tastes. The Bnaughty includes a soft drawstring storage bag for discretion and travel.

Be nice and give the Bnaughty!

Check out all of the Bullet Vibrators at Melrose Urban Female

Thursday, December 1, 2011

1st Day of Christmas Gift Suggestions: Finger Vibes

It's the first day of December, and it's being to look alot like sex toy gift time!  It's a head-spinning ordeal for most of us.  Too many options.  Too many choices.  Too many reviews. Where to begin?  Well, we are going to take the next few days to offer up some simple gift options.  These can be gifts for friends or intimate partners. Even for you!

Our first suggestion is a finger vibrator. Finger vibrators are typically used for clitoral stimulation. Anyone who has used their fingers with the intent of bringing someone else or themselves to orgasm knows this can get tiring sometimes. Hence the invention of the finger vibrator... actually all vibrators! These little vibes are  inexpensive, discreet and versatile. They can be used to stimulate any sensitive zone. Finger vibes turn your fingers into mini massagers.  Use them on yourself or someone else... relax and enjoy. In addition to being budget friendly, they make great stocking stuffers. 
Finger Tingles

One our favorites is the Finger Tingles by Rocks Off.  The Finger Tingle literally turns your finger into a massager as it is worn around the finger. There is skin to skin contact.  Most finger vibrators are worn on the finger and the vibrator is what does the massaging.  Both kinds are absolutely fine, it's just a matter of preference. 

See Melrose Urban Female's Finger Vibrators.

Stay tuned for our next installment of MUF Gift Ideas!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

New at Melrose Urban Female: Hathor Aphrodisia


Hathor Aphrodisia at MUF.com
Lubricants and lotions are a strange things.  Not that they strange -- in fact they are important essentials -- rather we find it odd that many of our customers will spend a good chunk of moolah on a vibrator and completely skip getting a lubricant.  Perhaps they are getting K-Y at Rite Aid or Duane Reade. And when customers do buy a personal lubricant, they are not as selective as they should be

Just like there is a difference between the Lelo and the $5 plastic vibrator, there is a difference between lubricants. And we are very excited to add Hathor Aphrodisia to our store.  It's not the least expensive brand out there, but it is one of the best. Hathor Aphrodisia uses all natural ingredients and essential oils with active aphrodisiac properties. The aphrodisiac oils penetrate the skin to soften and relax the body. The breath carries the aromas to the limbic portion of the brain...the part that controls sexual urges...this creates a euphoric environment for intimacy.

With a lot of products out there, consumers have no idea who is making them, where they are being made, how they are being made and what is in them.  Hathor Aphrodisia is a women owned company in Victoria BC, Canada that will tell you everything you want or need to know about its products.  You can actually understand the names of their ingredients. A bottle of K-Y reads like a lab experiement. 

Co-owners/creators of Hathor Aprhodisia Mellta Swift and Nathanda Swift are skin experts and specialize in plant Aphrodisiacs. Before joining the erotic industry they manufactured spa treatment products including therapeutic oils, creams and lotions.

Hathor, known for naturalness and purity since its beginnings in 1989 was concerned about parabens and harsh chemicals long before the "green revolution" hit the market place. Hathor has supported organic farming and sustainable agriculture by importing organic and wild crafted essential oils from small farms around the world.

"Hathor is the feminine principal of health, beauty, sensuality, love...eroticism. It is all the same to us. We believe that sex plays an important role in health and well being. The Products that you purchase for sex should be as natural and healing as your facial products...and having aphrodisiacs in your facial products can only enhance your day!" ~ Mellta Swift

Please take a look at our Hathor Aphrodisia products.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Melrose Urban Female Lingerie Department


MUF Note: This blog entry is being written on a Sunday night when sports is on probably most TVs. World Series is happening and some sort of big football game, too. To all the ladies out there who are reading this, cheers! Hope you are enjoying a glass of wine. The ladies of MUF are! That's when we blog and that's why we have so many typos :)  Now to business...


Until recently, Melrose Urban Female really did not have much in itsclothing category. We had some vibrating thongs and Rubba Wear but nothing worth mentioning. It was not for a lack of wanting… there just did not seem to be anything interesting out there. What was available was rather tacky and the models looked and posed like strippers (not that there is anything wrong with strippers, but really... who amongst us has that type of body?)  We are not sure if a bigger demand brought forth more options or we just started looking harder.  Whateave the case,  we found some really nice lines of sexy apparel and have added them to our store. Our favorites are Rene Rofe and iCollection

What we particular love about these collections is they have queen and plus sizes. Larger woman want to look good and should have the opportunity without having to compromise style. We sell equal amounts of queen and regular sizes. Rene Rofe and iCollection really do design for the woman's body and man’s eye. Their styles are sensual and tasteful and a bit naughty. And the models are lovely looking ladies who posed with a come-hither look rather than "Come watch my pole dance."

What also makes us fans, other than the wide variety of sizes, is the wide variety of styles. Babydoll lingerie, garter belts and hosiery, crotchless fishnet body stockings, peek-a-boo bra and panty sets. In other words, there is something for everyone’s taste and body type. And more importantly, these are very affordable. Rene Rofe designs for Victoria Secret. So you are getting some very great fashions, great quality and great prices.

We welcome you to take a look at the Melrose Urban Female Sexy Clothing Department and see for yourself and let us know what you think.  We've been working hard to find designs that appeal to both woman of all ages and sizes.  Not to mention both sexes. As always, thanks for reading this and being such great MUF supporters!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Foreplay Tips of the Week

Foreplay isn’t just a little pre-entertainment before the big event. It’s what puts the “ohhh, ohhh” in your big O. You get more blood flowing from the extremities of the body towards the parts that needs it and heightened sensitivity all over. Get enough of the fuel going and even a light caress on the shoulder with make you throb.

Here are 5 instant turn-ons to get in the mood. And surprise… you’ll be fully clothed! Talk the talk. Memorize the following phrases and use your at your own risk. They work.

1. Caress your lover’s cheek and say three simple words: “I want you.”

2. Any email or text longer than “CU later” will keep you on each other’s brain all day and make it easier to slip into some one-on-one action when you are F2F.

3. Scream “Boo!” Scaring each other stimulates the neuron transmitter dopamine in the brain, which can trigger sex drive.

4. Give a compliment. It will make your lover feel noticed, special and appreciated, and closer to you… all of which add up to him/her feeling more inclined to make you feel good in bed.

5. Saying, “I don’t need to answer that” if your iPhone goes off while you’re together guarantees an orgasm later.

More tips next week...

Excerpt from The 100 Best Foreplay Tips Ever!
Available at Melrose Urban Female

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Does Size Really Matter? Yes.

This blog is aimed towards men.  We have noticed a recurring theme.  Men who order dildos for women typically go overboard and order ones that are way, way too big.  Instead of shrieks of delight, the women recoil in disgust. It's a mood killer for sure. And the question is always asked, "what were you thinking?!"  We've been on the other end of the phone too many times and have heared this same story over and over again. 

Our advice when selecting a dildo: error on the side of small.  Men, unless you have been told specifically to get the biggest, fattest dildo money can buy, DON'T BUY A BIG ONE!  It might not seem like much, but in the fake penis world, the difference between half an inch and an inch is expediential.  You would be very surprised at the difference between  an 8" long x 1.5" wide dong  and a 10" x 2".  It's the difference between "thank you, Sweetheart" and "Are you nuts?! Get that thing away from me!"

Also it's a matter of functionality.  A smaller dildo will still get the job done. The monster-sized one is not going  anywhere... other than the closet.  In other words, you can work with a smallish dildo. But if the Biggie is too big, it's no good to anyone. So when choosing a dildo, choose thoughtfully

To be honest, women are guilty of going too big, too. But they made their own mistake.   For men, it's worst. Their suprise gift backfired on them... in very big, unromantic way. When buying a dildo online, take the time to look at a ruler. Or if you are really in doubt, buy a vibrator.  Women never complain about those. 

Monday, July 18, 2011

The Ride On is BACK!

Yes, our Company is Melrose Urban Female and that could imply we cater to women. But we honestly try to meet the demands and needs of all.  And there is one "need" in particular we have become aware of... men with ED (erectile dysfunction). Believe it or not, we do sell a lot of extenders and girth enhancers to men who want to add a some length and width to otherwise healthy erections.  However, men with ED need support and typically extenders do not offer that. That is why we're big fans of  Vixen Creation's Ride On.  This is a hollow strapless strap-on, that offers comfort to the wearer and the receiver. It provides girth, length and support.  And it's very realistic looking and feeling. 


The Ride On Extender

Most complaints about hollow strap-ons come from women.  Men use them to please their partner only to find out it's too big and too hard. Not true with the Ride.  It was crafted with everyone in mind.


The Ride On Extender - Dark
 The Ride On was sculpted by Gina Dominguez, sculptor extraordinaire, in 2008, after an exhaustive year of research and development. At that time customers were requesting a user-friendly alternative to hard, toxic, smelly and unsightly PPAs then available. Gina worked to create a softer alternative, but not too soft! After lots of incarnations, Vixen Creations produced this luxurious product, made of our signature premium silicone.

Because of rising production costs, The Ride on was put on hiatus.  Everything has been worked out and it's back.  It cost more... but what doesn't? And judging by our customers' demand, they are okay with spending a few extra dollars.

Interested in extensions and extenders?  Click here to our selection.  Remember, these have been selected by our female staff as being penis worthy.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Icicle No.4 Wins 'O' Award

Here at MUF, we were very excited when Pipedream revealed its new line of glass prouducts called Icicles. Great design and quality at a very good price. We were happy to add them to our store. Since their arrival, they have been very popular with our customers, and we have received excellent feedback.  So we were not all surprised when Pipedream was honored at the 2011 'O Awards' when its Icicles No. 4 Vibrating Mini Twister won in the 'Best Powered Product' category. Now in its 3rd year, The O Awards recognize the very best in the pleasure products industry.

Award Winning Icicle No. 4

"We would like to thank the AVN Media Network for the nomination and all who voted for us," says Nick Orlandino, CEO of Pipedream. "We put a lot of time and energy into our Icicles hand blown glass massagers. To have that hard work recognized by our peers in this industry is truly an honor."

Icicles No. 4--also known as the Vibrating Mini Twister to some--is part of the best-selling collection of hand blown glass massagers. It features 10 patterns of pulsation, is curved for G-spot stimulation and can be used for intimate stimulation with or without its attachable remote controlled vibrating bullet.

Like all of the massagers in the Icicles collection, No. 4 is made of borosilicate glass, which is ultra hygienic, nonporous, easy to heat and cool, built to last and includes a luxury gift box that doubles as a storage. 

If you have never tried glass, you might want to check out Glass Products at Melrose Urban Female.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Melrose Urban Female Commercial

We've gone Hollywood! Well, actually we are located in Los Angeles so it's not much of a stretch.  Here is our new commercial that is now airing. Hopefully you will catch it on TV, but if you don't, this is for you.  Enjoy!

Melrose Urban Female proudly presents:

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Toy of the Week - YOOO

One of our favorite toy makers is FUN FACTORY.  We sell their products with complete confidence that our customers will be satisfied.  For as much thought that goes into the design, function and packaging, these are reasonably priced toys.  They are silicone, waterproof, powerful and unbelievably entertaining to look at and to use.  And  these toys really are made in Germany!  We have anxiously waited for the boat from Germany to bring the newest and latest.  Our latest favorite is the YOOO.  Cute and powerful with all the qualities we've come to expect . 


FUN FACTORY YOOO

Who would have thought that 3 little balls could be so much FUN? The new, stylish, futuristic lay-on vibrator YOOO is fantastically easy and effective.

The streamlined form of the three balls entices users to experiment. It applies a brilliant formula - three balls and 2 motors - for new heights of pleasure. And thanks to the innovative CLICK 'N' CHARGE technology, pleasure is endless.

And because we think it is important to know who is making the products you are using intimately, here is a brief history of FUN FACTORY...

FUN FACTORY had its first beginnings in 1995 and was officially founded in 1996. Company founders Dirk Bauer and Michael Pahl discovered after a chat with "For Ladies" founder Christine Meise (then Dirk Bauer's wife) that the market offered no sophisticated and high-quality erotic toys which really spoke to women.

This "ah-hah!" moment released a frenzy of creativity - the goal being to fill this gap in the market with the development and production of innovative, attractive products uniting aesthetics, quality and top-notch functionality. Products that are fun - that you can stand by - in other words that can be brought out into the open.

FUN FACTORY launched a trend, one that has characterized the company throughout its success: "one step ahead!" Take, for example, the "Delight" (new arrival in 2007) - the vibrator highlight of the year.

In the beginning, the model for the first FUN FACTORY dildo, the penguin ("Paddy Pinguin"), was made at home at the kitchen table with some children's clay. All our dildos, which were first developed as one of a kind models, have found an increasingly satisfied fan base, with demand constantly growing!

Meanwhile, the two man, one kitchen table start-up now stands as Europe's largest manufacturer of erotic toys with high standards of innovation and quality. All FUN FACTORY employees are working together to make FUN FACTORY a trendsetter in the erotic toy market well into the future!

Check out all of FUN FACTORY products

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Toy of the Week - iRide

One of our new favorite toys is the iRide... it's pink and you can ride it!  Sounds good to us. It's part vibrator and part sex furniture.  In fact, were not sure how to classify it. The iRide is a rideable, multi-speed vibrator allowing users the ability to control rhythm, speed and sensation with the motion of their own body.




The iRid is a non-phthalate, rideable vibrator featuring two independent, multi-speed vibrating zones targeted for simultaneous internal and external stimulation.  The toy can be used virtually anywhere -- on a chair, in a bed or on any flat surface -- and the naturally curved design creates a sensual, rhythmic movement while the padded cushion makes for a soft, smooth ride. 

The iRide has really broken the mold.  This is a versatile, hands-free toy that delivers an entirely unique experience at relatively affordable price.  It's not cheap but you get a lot of bang for the ride.

The iRide is at Melrose Urban Female

Monday, January 24, 2011

Vanity by Jopen

Let's say this right off the bat... Vanity by Jopen is not cheap.  This is a very high-end line. Originally, we hesitated about adding it to our store because of the cost; we were not sure if it would appeal to the average consumer.   But the more we saw these products, touched them, turned them on and tested them, the more impressed we were.  They feel good, look really good and are very quiet for being so strong. We were most impressed by the vibrating duo balls.  As you  wear them, you control the vibration by squeezing.  

Jopen Vanity Vibrating Duo Balls
 To sum it up, this is why we are excited about Jopen.  

PROS:
Interesting designs
Lots of variety so you can choose a vibe that speaks to you
Made of silicone
Quiet
Strong
Well constructed

CONS:
Only comes in purple ... so if you don't like purple ...
Price

A word about price.  We have nothing against inexpensive toys. They serve a great purpose. And quite often we recommend them.  They are great for those on a budget, and who isn't these days?  Many of of the newer, cheaper vibes are well made and get the job done.  They are great for people who want to dabble without a huge investment.  But if you have the money to indulge, you should. There is a difference.  It's not like generic vs brand name at the grocery store.  You can feel the difference.

See all Jopen vibrators.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Foods that Increase the Libido

According to many ancient cultures, including the Greeks who coined the term "Aphrodisiac" after Aphrodite the Greek goddess of sensual love, certain foods are reputed to increase libido, cure impotency and create a stronger desire for sex.


Get chopping!

But not all foods do this. Only a small handful of foods possess just the right combination of look, feel, taste and nutrients to "turn us on." Studies show that Zinc, Potassium, Vitamin C, E, and B6, are all vital nutrients for a healthy and vibrant sex life.

"Foods such as pumpkin seeds, pine nuts and oysters are all high in Zinc which are needed to produce healthy seminal fluids", claims Danny Arguetty, a health counselor and nutritionist at the Kripalu Health Center in Lenox, Mass. He also recommends adding small amounts of chili to your food, which is high in Vitamin C, stimulates circulation, and "spices up your love life.

"On the contrary, a diet high in trans-fats, refined carbohydrates and alcohol lowers men's sexual response and decreases their testosterone levels," Arguetty says. "Men, especially, need to be mindful of maintaining a healthy diet high in vegetables, fruits and whole grains if they want to keep their libido up and partners happy and satisfied."

With that said, this Valentine's Day keep your aphrodisiac food list handy, and cook your way into a passionate night of pure bliss that you and your loved one will never forget.

Here are ten of the top aphrodisiac foods guaranteed to light your partner's fire:

 Raw Oysters: This is one of the most popular and well-known "sexy" foods on the aphrodisiac list. High in Zinc, which increases sperm and testosterone production, oysters also contain a hormone called dopamine, which increases libido.
Squeeze some fresh lemon juice onto them for extra zest.

 Asparagus: Loaded with vitamin E, a key nutrient for a healthy sex life and treating impotence.

 Eggs: Hard boil them and spread a little caviar on the top, and you have an aphrodisiac bomb that is guaranteed to make waves long after the meal is finished. Eggs are rich in B6 and B5, both crucial for libido and balanced hormone levels.

Almonds: Both the smell and nutrient make-up of almonds make these crunchy morsels a "must eat" on Valentines Day. Full of essential fatty acids, they are particularly important for male hormone production. To get her in the mood, light an almond scented candle during dinner and she will never know what seduced her.

 Figs: Known as a food fit only for the gods and goddesses, figs are high in amino acids and improve sexual stamina. FlambĂ© fresh figs and serve them over vanilla ice cream with a balsamic reduction-- a sure way to sweeten anyone's mood.

Avocados: Avocado trees were referred to as "testicle trees" by the ancient Aztecs, and rightfully so. Moreover, avocados are bursting with folic acid, a type of vitamin B that helps turn protein into energy, and potassium that helps boost men and women's libidos.

Chili: Spice up your night and get a good hit of vitamin C at the same time, by incorporating some chili into your Valentine's Day dinner.

Bananas: Packed with bromelain enzymes, potassium and riboflavin, eating one banana a day is guaranteed to keep you energized.

Garlic: Perhaps known more as a "turn off" than a "turn on," garlic is actually a very effective aphrodisiac. Garlic contains a potent ingredient called Allicin that increases blood flow and libido. But don't forget to bring the breath mints or you will be sent home early.

Chocolate: Finally, what we have all been waiting for, the chocolate! This is the surest way to a women's heart. Nibbling on a piece of dark chocolate immediately produces a chemical called phenylethylamine, which is believed to produce the feeling of "being in love." So, a gift a chocolate should, in fact, sweep your beloved off his or her feet and into your arms.

For Valentine's Day, what could be more romantic than dipping bananas into a shared pot of chocolate fondue?

Using food to spark your sexual appetite is a creative and fun way to woo your loved one, stay healthy, and indulge in some of the foods that we sometimes overlook on the menu. With a little help from our aphrodisiac friends, this Valentine's Day you can have your chocolate cake and eat it too!