Welcome Booty Parlor to Melrose Urban Female

We are very excited to add a new line to our store.  Booty Parlor products are sexy and classy.  They make great gifts for yourself or the object of your desire.

Booty Parlor, the beauty parlor for your love life, was conceived on the premise that confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have.

Every woman deserves to feel sexy, desirable and satisfied and so, the award-winning products, from Pheromone-laced skin creams and perfume, to aphrodisiac lip glosses, kissable body toppings, and flirty bedroom accessories, are designed to boost a woman’s confidence and inspire her to create sexy experiences in her days—and nights.

A-list celebrities adore these innovative products and exquisite packaging, and the media has embraced the empowering philosophy. Products are featured regularly in countless television and print outlets, including VH-1’s "The Fabulous Life of…," Loveline with Dr. Drew, Geraldo At Large, The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet, Playboy Radio, Glamour, Allure, Self, Nylon, Cosmopolitan, Women's Health, and across numerous lifestyle blogs.

Founded in 2004 by married couple Charlie and Dana B. Myers, Booty Parlor products are sold in many of the world’s leading boutiques and finest hotels.

 Check out Booty Parlor at Melrose Urban Female.

The STRONIC EINS Pulstating Vibrators is at Melrose Urban Female

Melrose Urban Female has seen its share of thrusting and pulsating vibrators come and go.  It's a tricky business these thrusters.  With so many different parts that go up and down and others that go in and out, something always breaks. And no matter how you cut, these vibrators are not at all close to being the real thing. But demand for them continues, so we have been on the lookout for a one could call the Ultimate Thrusting Vibrator.  And we found it! It's brand new,  and we are so excited to have it in our store!   It goes by the name of STRONIC EINS.  Not sure what that means in German,  but for our purposes, let's just say it means STRONG ONE.  And that dear friends, it truly is. 



Fun Factory's STRONIC EINS

Pulsators are a brand new  product invented by FUN FACTORY. STRONIC EINS is the first Pulsator to make its 2013 debut.  The patented technology used in Pulsators was deemed by testers all around the world to be “more enjoyable than vibrations”. Out of 1,350 people who tested the STRONIC EINS prototypes, 87% said they would gladly convert to using Pulsators instead of vibrators. One tester in the USA claims that “the thrusts of STRONIC EINS are powerful and naturalistic, leading to more intense orgasms than even the strongest vibrators I ever used.”

Dirk Bauer, Founder and Managing Director of FUN FACTORY Gmbh in Germany says “experience has shown that strong and firm impulses – similar to thrusts –allow poeple to enjoy sex in a more intense way than just vibration.” He proudly adds: “after 18 months spent developing this product, we are ready to bring to the market a sensational new kind of toy, a Pulsator, which mimicks the natural movements of lovemaking.”

STRONIC EINS stands 9” tall, with a silicone insertable portion measuring 5” and a silicone clitoral extension 2” long. At its base, STRONIC EINS has a girth of 5.5”. The diameter of the shaft is 4.5”. The available colors are hot pink and deep violet.

STRONIC EINS thrusts using 10 different rhythms, all accessible with the + and – back-lit buttons. The red FUN button turns the toy on and off, acts as a kills switch and offers the possibility of locking the controls completely for discreet transport. The programs offer rhythms ranging from a long, slow and penetrating thrust to an ultra rapid back and forth motion.

The most important question: how much?  STRONIC EINS is not inexpensive. $200.  But it's worth it.  Fun Factory makes top quality products that last and last.  We have seen too many customers buy cheap ones only to be disappointed. That is an investment that does not depreciate. 


Fun Factory's STRONIC ZWIE

UPDATE AUGUST 2013 : Welcome a new addition to the Stronic Family - The STRONIC ZWEI.  The STRONIC ZWEI has all the thrusting features of the EINS, but the ZWEI has a different shape for those looking for more clitoral stimulation.  The STRONIC ZWEI comes in this dazzling shade of baby blue and a more subdued black.  

If you are going invest in a one-of-a-kind, vibrator, the STRONICS would be a great choice. 

Fifty Shades of Grey DVD is here!



Endless Shades of Great Sex DVD

Endless Shades of Great Sex: A Bondage Guide for Lovers is here! This is a DVD that will help you turn your bedroom into a Fifty Shades of Grey playground. This is a much anticipated arrival and addition to our store, and we are excited to share it with you.

Let's be clear, this is not the book turned into a movie.  Rather is a DVD that teaches you how to create your own personal Fifty Shades of Grey experience. Bondage is a type is an exchange of trust between committed couples. Learn how to dominate or be dominated.  Learn what tools and toys can enhance the experience.  It's all about creating your own erotic scenerios.  

Drop your inhibitions for a few hours and bring your fantasies to life!

Check out our entire selection kinky and fun toys at Melose Urban Female Bondage Department.

15% OFF ENTIRE ORDER!

15%  OFF ENTIRE ORDER!

Don't know about you, but this month just seems really long.  Don't get us wrong ... who does not love November? It's the start of everything festive.  But we ended last month with Storm Sandy and  the presidential election was exhausting. Geez.  Enough already!

As a gift to our blog readers, you know who you are, here is an early Thanksgiving treat for you. Take 15% off your entire order.  Use promo code thanks2012

As always, thanks for checking in with us. 

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It's Been a Very, Very Grey Summer

The summer of 2012 is officially over, and looking back, all I can say is this: it's been a very grey summer.  But I mean that in a good way.

Ever since the Shades of Grey trilogy, what we sell has really changed. Melrose Urban Female has seen many seasons change, but product demand was always the same.  Come rain or shine, snow or sleet, our customers have bought vibrators and dildos. And typically it was women buying for themselves.

But since those books, I can just look at an order and know exactly what the inspiration is.  We have never sold so many beads and balls, whips and ropes! Bondage is typically a male fantasy, but now it seems to be everyone's fantasy.  Women are buying these products.   However, it does seem the men are still the real shoppers when it comes to this.  But for the first time, guys seem to have the nod of approval from their female partners, and they are like kids in a candy store.

It's hard to say what the fall will bring.  But we will keep our bondage department stocked. You never know... people might still be feeling "grey." 

The Muse -- Is it a clock radio or vibrator?

On occasion, I will come cross a product that really catches my eye.  Sure, when I go to trade shows, all the products look good.  The toy makers go out of their way with displays and lighting and their sales pitches are spot on perfect. Especially in trade magazines, everything just jumps out at you.  Photoshop and graphics can sell anything. It's quite overwhelming. 

The MUSE

Every few days, I trek over to your distributor's warehouse in the San Fernando Valley to pick up products and see what is new (we are a hands-on company).  Even though this place is loaded with sex toys, there is nothing sexy about about it. I don't mean to destroy any fantasies, but it's a nuts and bolts business.  Dildos and vibrators in crates and boxes,  and what is going out is heaped into shopping carts -- just like ones you would find at Target.  So, there I was just walking down a huge warehouse aisle of "stuff,"  when this odd little creature caught my attention.  It was almost as if he had spoken my name: "I am over here, Amy."  He had this round little body and ears sticking straight up. He was just sitting there with a bunch of other vibrators, but he demanded my attention but in a very subtle way.  Hence his name: MUSE.  He is the MUSE MASSAGER.  By the way, innocent looking you could put him on your nightstand and your roommates would think you had a really interesing clock radio.

Yeah, the descriptions reads something like:  "The Muse is a one-of-a kind clitoral stimulator that’s waterproof, made with premium silicone and has a cute design that is very female friendly."  That is all accurate and fine, but there's more to the MUSE.  I can't quite put my finger on it.  It is ephemeral. Like a muse.  As you can imagined, I  quickly started my research and develpment and added the MUSE to Melrose Urban Female.  

The MUSE is a product of NS Novelties.  Just recently they revealed their new  line-up which starred the MUSE.  I will give credit where credit is due.  All their products are really nice.  I am a stickler for nice, simple packaging.  I cannot stand blister packs and packaging with boobs. Enough of my rant... NS Novelties seems to have delivered a very nice line of products.  Excellent design, good packaging and very affordable. They are MUF-worthy.  

Thanks for taking the time to read about us and the MUSE.

The Butterfly Kiss Lives On

We've had the Butterfly Kiss in our store, Melrose Urban Female, for a few years now, and it continues to be a bestseller. And we are not at all surprised by its success.  The Buttefly Kiss is the perfect vibrator in many ways.  It's priced right.  It's sized right.  And it works right.





Butterfly Kiss Platinum

You've all heard it: "You get what you pay for."  As the owner of Melrose Urban Female, I don't upsell our customers, but when I really feel they would be better served by a more expensive product, I will put that option out there.  I never want a dissatisfied customer, and I truly do what them to make the right purchase.  But I am also aware of budget limitations and know its important to stay within them.  That said, whenever customers ask about the Butterfly Kiss, I always say: "Good choice. You can't go wrong with that one."  For about $20, they are getting a great vibrator. Not to take anything way from those expensive ones,  because they can be quite amazing and worth every cent. Quality products can last a lifetime.  Cheaper ones will show their age much sooner,  and as we all know... you do get what you pay for. 
However, I am a cheerleader for this inexpensive, little sex toy. The Butterfly Kiss has a great design.  It's perfectly shaped for the female body.  It has wings to stimulate the clitoris and a bulbed shaft for internal and g-spot stimulation.  Unlike many vibrators which are stiff, the Butterfly Kiss is flexible, and you can maneuver it to work with your body.  It's sized perfectly for beginners or women who just want a small, extremely quiet vibrator to easily stash in their night stand.  The only caveat would be for women who really want more fullness in a vibrator.  The Butterfly Kiss is not a large, thick vibrator. 



Butterfly Kiss

Unlike many vibrators, the Butterfly Kiss has an amazingly simple design.  It's super easy to put the batteries into it and has an easy push-button control.  No dials, no knobs, no up and down arrows.  I will make this declaration:  anyone can work the Butterfly Kiss.  I come across many vibrators and still have to take out manuals or go to you YouTube to figure them out.  No. #1 reason why vibrators come back to us:  incorrect battery insertion.  This has never been a problem with the Butterfly. 

Don't get me wrong, there are many other vibrators I really love.  But for the price, the Butterfly Kiss is a smart choice.  Thanks for taking the time to read about it.  Please feel free to contact us with any questions.