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Thursday, May 17, 2012

The Muse -- Is it a clock radio or vibrator?

On occasion, I will come cross a product that really catches my eye.  Sure, when I go to trade shows, all the products look good.  The toy makers go out of their way with displays and lighting and their sales pitches are spot on perfect. Especially in trade magazines, everything just jumps out at you.  Photoshop and graphics can sell anything. It's quite overwhelming. 

The MUSE
Every few days, I trek over to your distributor's warehouse in the San Fernando Valley to pick up products and see what is new (we are a hands-on company).  Even though this place is loaded with sex toys, there is nothing sexy about about it. I don't mean to destroy any fantasies, but it's a nuts and bolts business.  Dildos and vibrators in crates and boxes,  and what is going out is heaped into shopping carts -- just like ones you would find at Target.  So, there I was just walking down a huge warehouse aisle of "stuff,"  when this odd little creature caught my attention.  It was almost as if he had spoken my name: "I am over here, Amy."  He had this round little body and ears sticking straight up. He was just sitting there with a bunch of other vibrators, but he demanded my attention but in a very subtle way.  Hence his name: MUSE.  He is the MUSE MASSAGER.  By the way, innocent looking you could put him on your nightstand and your roommates would think you had a really interesing clock radio.

Yeah, the descriptions reads something like:  "The Muse is a one-of-a kind clitoral stimulator that’s waterproof, made with premium silicone and has a cute design that is very female friendly."  That is all accurate and fine, but there's more to the MUSE.  I can't quite put my finger on it.  It is ephemeral. Like a muse.  As you can imagined, I  quickly started my research and develpment and added the MUSE to Melrose Urban Female.  

The MUSE is a product of NS Novelties.  Just recently they revealed their new  line-up which starred the MUSE.  I will give credit where credit is due.  All their products are really nice.  I am a stickler for nice, simple packaging.  I cannot stand blister packs and packaging with boobs. Enough of my rant... NS Novelties seems to have delivered a very nice line of products.  Excellent design, good packaging and very affordable. They are MUF-worthy.  

Thanks for taking the time to read about us and the MUSE.



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