Does Size Really Matter? Yes.

This blog is aimed towards men.  We have noticed a recurring theme.  Men who order dildos for women typically go overboard and order ones that are way, way too big.  Instead of shrieks of delight, the women recoil in disgust. It's a mood killer for sure. And the question is always asked, "what were you thinking?!"  We've been on the other end of the phone too many times and have heared this same story over and over again. 

Our advice when selecting a dildo: error on the side of small.  Men, unless you have been told specifically to get the biggest, fattest dildo money can buy, DON'T BUY A BIG ONE!  It might not seem like much, but in the fake penis world, the difference between half an inch and an inch is expediential.  You would be very surprised at the difference between  an 8" long x 1.5" wide dong  and a 10" x 2".  It's the difference between "thank you, Sweetheart" and "Are you nuts?! Get that thing away from me!"

Also it's a matter of functionality.  A smaller dildo will still get the job done. The monster-sized one is not going  anywhere... other than the closet.  In other words, you can work with a smallish dildo. But if the Biggie is too big, it's no good to anyone. So when choosing a dildo, choose thoughtfully

To be honest, women are guilty of going too big, too. But they made their own mistake.   For men, it's worst. Their suprise gift backfired on them... in very big, unromantic way. When buying a dildo online, take the time to look at a ruler. Or if you are really in doubt, buy a vibrator.  Women never complain about those.