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Monday, January 4, 2010

Celebrate the Curve!

We all know it's a new year, in fact it's a new decade. And yes, everyone is determined to to get thin. We read "People" Magazine and watch "The Biggest Loser." How do people go from 4oo pounds to 150 in weeks?!

In a society that's determined to lose its curve and sharpen its edges, we have decided be contrary and embrace roundness by adding some plus size harnesses and corsets to our store.

POWER TO THE ROUND!

Divine Diva Plus Size Harness
Plus Size Harness & Dildo
Plus Crotchless Harness

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Be Our First Customer of 2010!


If you are our first customer of 2010, we will reward your late night celebration with a $20 gift card that can be used towards your next purchase. 12 midnight EST. WHOOPEEE! Happy New Year!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Happy New Year... sorta

Hello Friends of MUF. I was about to tackle a year-end blog entry, but just has I was about to start, I hear my husband yelling, "We have a leak!" What?! Yep. Our water heater busted on the day before New Year's Eve. If only I could figure out how to stuff a dildo into this gusher. But I can't. I know when I have been beaten. We are getting tankless water heater tomorrow. Thank heaven for federal rebates.

Well, back to the subject at hand... oh, screw it. I have to go mop the floor and move cat litter, I had a root canal today, and that was by far easier than this. After mopping up, I will finish my wine that I had started before I heard the lethal words regarding the leak. And no shower for me tonight. Hiccup.

Amy

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Holiday Sale!


HO! HO! From now until Christmas, Melrose Urban Female is offering a store-wide sale. Take 10% off your entire order. Everything...DVD's, We-Vibe, Lelo, Vibratex, etc...


When checking out, use the promo code: xmas2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

MUF Thanksgiving Sale

Oh, so thankful for our vibrating friends...MUF is offering a storewide sale. Now through the end of November, take 10% off your entire order. When checking out, use the promo code:
thanks2009

Shop Melrose Urban Female!

Toy Maker of the Month: Vixen Creations

"Premium silicone toys"

One of the world's premiere manufacturer of silicone dildos and anal plugs since 1992, fine art and eroticism unite in their line of hand-crafted adult products only found in upscale adult boutiques. Vixen Creations uniquely offer an unbeatable lifetime guarantee on all of their silicone toys, so you can purchase with confidence. Their products have been described by satisfied customers as "top-of-the-line" and "heirloom quality." All Vixen Creations products are hand-crafted in their San Francisco facility.

From the MUF Staff: And why do we like Vixen Creations? Quality and more quality. Whenever a customer buys a Vixen product from us, we feel completely confident they will be satisfied. We know we will never hear from them again because:

a) There is nothing to complain about.

b) The product will last forever. No need for replacements.




Saturday, October 10, 2009

Toy Maker of the Month: Fun Factory

"Love Yourself!"

Headquartered in Austria, Europe's leading erotic toy manufacturer, Fun Factory, is known as the maker of the highest quality silicone and elastomed toys available. Their entire line is either water-resistant or completely waterproof, high-tech with built-in microships, energy efficent, durable, tasteful, and at the same time erotic!

Often referred to as the Mercedes Benz and BMW of Sex Toys, Fun Factory has proven that erotic toys can be well-constructed, tasteful, enjoyable and high-quality products that should not be confined to some dirty corner or to the red light district. All of their products are allergy-safe, 100% Silicone, non-sticky and velvety smooth. These are legacy toys that will last for years.

From MUF Staff... Why do we like Fun Factory so much? Beside their quality, Fun Factory products are just great to look at. If you want to introduce toys into a relationship, but are a bit hesitant, this is the way to go. These toys are so non-threatening and in a weird way, asexual. They truly have a toy-like quality. These could end up in your kid's toy box and no one would ever know. Whenever we are asked for recommendations, Fun Factory is on the top of our list.