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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Be Our First Customer of 2010!


If you are our first customer of 2010, we will reward your late night celebration with a $20 gift card that can be used towards your next purchase. 12 midnight EST. WHOOPEEE! Happy New Year!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Happy New Year... sorta

Hello Friends of MUF. I was about to tackle a year-end blog entry, but just has I was about to start, I hear my husband yelling, "We have a leak!" What?! Yep. Our water heater busted on the day before New Year's Eve. If only I could figure out how to stuff a dildo into this gusher. But I can't. I know when I have been beaten. We are getting tankless water heater tomorrow. Thank heaven for federal rebates.

Well, back to the subject at hand... oh, screw it. I have to go mop the floor and move cat litter, I had a root canal today, and that was by far easier than this. After mopping up, I will finish my wine that I had started before I heard the lethal words regarding the leak. And no shower for me tonight. Hiccup.

Amy

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Holiday Sale!


HO! HO! From now until Christmas, Melrose Urban Female is offering a store-wide sale. Take 10% off your entire order. Everything...DVD's, We-Vibe, Lelo, Vibratex, etc...


When checking out, use the promo code: xmas2009